Hello and welcome to We’ve Got No Fans, a football podcast… wait…where am I? I’m in written form this week? Unfortunately, we will not be joining you dear listeners in audio form this week. Both our intrepid hosts have picked up injuries and rather than run the risk of causing further damage before the busy festive fixtures kick in (and because Max Rushden was unavailable) we decided to phone it in, or to be more correct, write it in this week.
We picked a hell of a week to get injured, right? The best game of the season, the greatest comeback of all time featuring Liverpool that didn’t involve a penalty shootout, Marouane Fellaini being an idiotic collection of bones and limbs… You know what? Let’s just do the headlines anyway!
Cue the music in your head…
Here he comes to wreck the day!! Here comes Fellaini to make big impact for Everton… except no, he doesn’t play for them anymore!
Ah look…Just piss off Alexis Sanchez, that was one of the prettiest things I’ve ever seen, I don’t even care that it was offside!
HEY! There was a game on Monday night… no way… hold on let me check what happened… ah no one really cares
After a relegation battle at the stadium of light, one manager is under the microscope and oh my goodness it’s not David Moyes!!
If you look up ‘Stay of Execution’ in the dictionary there’s a picture of Alan Pardew next to the 3-0 score line from Saturday
An old looking grey haired man looped a ball over another actually old grey haired man at Stoke as they win against Burnley
If Swansea had scored five goals this weekend like they did last weekend? They still wouldn’t have won… conceding 9 goals in 2 games? I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure that’s the best way to get relegated
I’m just going to make jokes about what a ridiculous amount of money Tony Pulis owes Crystal Palace instead of doing real headlines about West Brom games…Shit…that means I need a joke now doesn’t it?… ok come back to me I’ll think of one
Ok, I’m calling it, this was the best game we’re going to see all year…Man City and Chelsea had it all…It’d be a shame if by some enormous stroke of misfortune both of us were injured and unable to make the podcast to talk about it… a crying shame…
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