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Week in review

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A special edition of the Weekend Recap this week, with added transfer window madness!!

The transfer window is officially closed! Silly season is over! A nonstop thrill ride of constant rumours, wild speculation, media manipulation, greedy super agents, multi million pound moves, we’ve had it all this window but it was nothing compared to the absolute chaos that has occurred in the final few days of the open window.
The only place to start is the David De Gea debacle. Two giant football clubs, one giant shambles. When the news started to break that Madrid and United had begun negotiations with each other on what was the last available day for Real, the initial reaction was ‘What took you so long?’ Real were aware that the window was open since June 1st right? It appears not. There was no doubt what most football fans reaction was when news broke that Real didn’t get the paperwork in on time…

While we’re on the subject of Tim Sherwood, he may be laughing in those pictures but it he wasn’t all smiles on Saturday…

We assume most people will have immense sympathy for De Gea who’s ‘dream move’ to Real was scuppered by buffoonery of the highest degree but lets not forget about Mr Victor Valdez in all of this. This is a man who was basically told he had no club earlier in the summer and there was a move to Turkish club Besiktas on the cards recently but it appears he had a change of heart. Late on deadline day eve he used his Facebook page to pledge allegiance to Manchester United. Presumably under the impression that De Gea was leaving and that after Sergio Romero’s performance against Swansea the number 1 spot was open, Valdez changed his cover photo on Facebook to a giant Manchester United crest. I wonder how he feels now? Keyor Navas was never happy with the plans to swap him and De Gea, neither was his pet cat Charles who, as you’ll see in this exclusive footage, tried his best to delay the transfer

A collective “Who the f**k is that?” rang out all around the football world as it was revealed by the French Football Federation that United were making a move for Monaco teenager Anthony Martial. If you had never heard of him before don’t worry. Neither had Wayne Rooney! But that’s where the similarities between you and Wayne Rooney end because I bet a kid has never reacted like this when he realised he was standing next to you.

Arsenal’s transfer window was all set to be one of the busiest but Arsene left his cheque book in his right jacket pocket…

Arsenal played Newcastle last weekend at St James Park. Newcastle’s manager Schteve McClaren has been trying to change things at the club, trying to make them more professional. He’s outlawed swearing at training and he’s brought in a tougher more demanding training programme. Something else that he is insisting on is that all players turn up to their home games in a suit. But Newcastle don’t have an official club suit so… here is Chancel Mbemba and Florian Thauvin arriving in their suits…

This might seem unnecessary but…when you see what Aleksander Mitrovich wears when left to his own devices you will understand where Schteve is coming from…

Thats all for this week, its internationals this weekend, so here’s this

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